Rants

You can never satisfy them... English teachers I mean. You give them a speech that is nicely typed out, half a page long. They'll tell you that is just far too short for a speech, write longer. Alright, I wrote two pages long. Mind you, it was only ten more lines to the end of the page. They tell you to finish up the ten lines. It's just never stops. Who's actually going to pay attention to a speech two pages long?? That's probably fifteen minutes on stage during the launching of Hari Kemerdekaan... Why can't I just read that half a page that the 'barnyard secretary' wrote?? Apparently that's because, first, I speak too fast and second, half a page is far too short. Blasted. More work to do for me. They want a typed out copy. Sadly, my printer is dehydrated. Sniff...No ink to print?
Only those few lines, also have to finish up...
Already so freaking long!!!
Not to forget, my handwriting is miniscule!!!

I'm making a turn. The prefectorial board has always been flashy pink, gold, you name it. I'm taking it black and white this year... Forget the flashiness of the bright eye-catching colours that has became almost stereotyped in every single notice board. What's the purpose of decoration??? It's a notice board isn't it. The point is so that people read the notices and not stare at the decorations. If the person had a good sense of responsibility, he or she would be naturally 'attracted' to the board without any of those flashy eyesores. Yeah, kill me for trashing notice boards at lunch hour.

The grandest opening ceremony of the principal, Madam Mary driving into the school compound, occurred today. As usual, she would drive into the school after 7.00am. Today, there was a herd of latecomers at the gate. Yeah, them and their irresponsibilities getting up late and their irresponsible parents who probably can't tell the time right. Bunch of useless people. Anyway, this herd was crowding around the gate, waiting for their turn to sign the demerit forms. And, Madam Mary appears with her car. She slows down as the herd had to part like the Red Sea. So there it was, some Form 3 girl who just did not know how to part along like the crowd. So her arse got bumped by the side of Madam Mary's car. The girl lost her temper and thumped, banged Madam Mary's car with full force twice. I had to contain my gleefulness as the girl morphed instantly into a coward and hid her face between her friends' shoulders. Yeah, yeah, works only if the principal is blind. Which unfortunately for that girl, hardly even close to short sighted. Yeap. So, there Madam Mary was hurling words at the girl. Strange thing was, she never screened down her window to hurl those words... I consider it as a monologue...

We had to colour flags for National Day. I don't understand. Only the Science side students were told to do the colouring by our Mathematics teacher. Yeap, SCIENCE STUDENTS. What have we got to do with art??? Shouldn't they ask the Art side students to do the colouring instead??? If there was any colouring we had to do, talk about copper (II) sulphate and not the country flag! The oddities people come up with nowadays is simply unbearable. So, it left me with no choice but to trace a flag and finish colouring it withint 5 minutes. Yeah, just picture the ugliness of the flag that I drew this morning...