National Service

National Service...
First of all, before I forget. Congratulations and celebrations to Kenny for getting selected to go for National Service. Oh hang on, maybe it was deepest condolences? Hmmm... Andrea didn't get selected for National Service and neither did Cedric. Lucky two I guess. Rhe was saying, she would rather squat in jail for 6 months than to go for National Service and Mich says she would rather pay the Rm5000 just to skip National Service. Going for National Service would mean Kenny would come back with a skinhead look, he ought to post photos of himself after NS on his blog. I would rather pick National Service anytime over squatting in jail, eating curried rice no matter how nice the curried rice is. What's so bad about National Service anyway? You get to learn how to use ammunition and get in shape. Doesn't sound to bad. Hey, I'm just looking at it through a positive view. Here's a list of 10 attempts one could try to get out of NS...

1. Get extremely obese. (They have a weight limit to enter NS. There was a guy who was over the weight limit for NS and he wanted to go for NS, so he went on a diet until he was under the weight limit.)

2. Faint and get a heart failure at NS.

3. Get a medical letter signifying your 'un-fit for NS' condition.

4. Commit suicide. (before NS kills you mentally and physically.)

5. Hide and never show your face until NS is over.

6. Get disciplinary action at NS and get sent home.

7. Insist that you agoraphobic/ enochlophobic/ metathesiophobic. (any NS-related phobias.)

8. Insist that you are a PC-addict and that rehab wasn't going to do you any good.

9. Be generous and spill the 5K from your pockets. (generousity is good.)

10. Pick the 2nd option, which is, squat in jail for 6 months. (jail got nice curried rice.)

~Awe of the day: Shun Ming smokes and is going for nurse training at Penang??