Sunday, July 23, 2006

National Service 2

Q: National Service for the good or bad?
A: Good...erm...bad...no wait, GOOD.

1. Cures PC addiction which, is currently a serious case among teenagers. (espcially me.)
2. Saves money. (Internet bill, phone bill, reload cards and etc. etc.)
3. Gets you into tip top shape for free! (skip the Marie France Bodyline.)
4. Prepares you for World War 3. (train using guns mah...)
5. You'll get the opportunity of living a healthy and fit livestyle. (like an ideal health commercial.)
6. Encourages 'perpaduan kaum' for an even more harmonized Malaysia. (Wawasan 2020!)
7. No household chores for 3 months.
8. No parents nagging at you for being a couch potato.
9. Free stylish haircut. (Skinhead is very in-trend now.)
10. Free tanning. (no more fake orangey spray-on tans.)

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