The Cost

Tying the knot, bliss or doom?

Tying the knot means a 99% chance of suffering a lifetime of torturous, eardrum-bursting nagging unless you tied the knot to a living vegetable. It also means splitting half of your fortunes. Now, it appears that wives seem to treat their husbands as ATM machines. This is no joke, I am living testimony to such cases.

Yesterday...

Woman: Look at this diamond ring. Nice?
Man: Not interested.
Woman: I said look!
Man: What? *groans* Nice la, nice la.
Woman: RM6000 only.
Man: *Sighs*
Woman: Very nice right?
Man: Buy la, buy la.

So, woman claims she will buy the diamond ring with her own money. But asked man to pay first and then, she will pay him back.

Today...

Woman: No need to pay you back la ho?
Man: *Sighs*
Woman: Next thing I am going to get is a diamond necklace! *blabs on happily*
Man: *Sighs*