Before I start on my Resident Evil 2 review, a meat knife accidentally sliced through Joanne's wrist this morning. Nah, just joking. It's just Joanne feeling all pro-SAR (Search & Rescue) in her kitchen.
Alright, so I watched Resident Evil 2 yesterday afternoon and basically, it isn't exactly a top notch movie for me. The zombies are so fake. They were like a sea of broken-legged turkeys wadding through a sandbox crowding around a wire mesh fence and they look like mental broken-legged turkeys when they gnaw on humans. When they film the 'turkeys' close up, it's hilarious. They look faker than fake, I can't think of a word to describe how they look like. They look like kueh lapis, layers and layers of paint and make up and silicon.
But I would recommend to watch Resident Evil 2 in a cinema rather than at home. Why? Because it's more amusing to watch it in the cinema. Out of the blues, some girl or some GIRLS would be screaming like hyenas on top of their voices at 5000decibles for no apparent reason, simply because they think some scary 'turkey' would pop up. Emma did some yelping in the start but eventually, she gave up yelping. Then, some girls at the back of the cinema began to kick in with shrieking in fear at the smallest sound effects. Then, the guys in the cinema began to mock the screamers by letting out high pitched shrieks as well. The screaming by the girls cannot be describe, it has to be experienced to be understood...
Before I start on my Resident Evil 2 review, a meat knife accidentally sliced through Joanne's wrist this morning. Nah, just joking. It's just Joanne feeling all pro-SAR (Search & Rescue) in her kitchen.
Alright, so I watched Resident Evil 2 yesterday afternoon and basically, it isn't exactly a top notch movie for me. The zombies are so fake. They were like a sea of broken-legged turkeys wadding through a sandbox crowding around a wire mesh fence and they look like mental broken-legged turkeys when they gnaw on humans. When they film the 'turkeys' close up, it's hilarious. They look faker than fake, I can't think of a word to describe how they look like. They look like kueh lapis, layers and layers of paint and make up and silicon.
But I would recommend to watch Resident Evil 2 in a cinema rather than at home. Why? Because it's more amusing to watch it in the cinema. Out of the blues, some girl or some GIRLS would be screaming like hyenas on top of their voices at 5000decibles for no apparent reason, simply because they think some scary 'turkey' would pop up. Emma did some yelping in the start but eventually, she gave up yelping. Then, some girls at the back of the cinema began to kick in with shrieking in fear at the smallest sound effects. Then, the guys in the cinema began to mock the screamers by letting out high pitched shrieks as well. The screaming by the girls cannot be describe, it has to be experienced to be understood...
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