Friday, June 1, 2007

Tale of how man had balls by an altar boy

That's a genetically modified hermit or in short, a clinic hermit which, I think crawled out from the clinic this morning and decided to pose for the camera. Such a cam whore.


Jonas seems to have a topic on balls today, if that was the only thing that revolved in his world, it was the word balls.

Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
well, if you had balls
Gabby says:
i wud get them castrated?

Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
you wouldn't say that
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
aiyah, you never felt the pain what to do
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
it's like this
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
when God made woman, he made them suffer once every twenty eight days
Gabby says:
is tat ur own story

Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
to make things even, God made man suffer a billion times a pain daily and all it needed was a kick in a certain spot
Gabby says:
tat is..UR OWN STORY. It's not in the Bible!

Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
it is!
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
uhhh
Gabby says:
NO IT ISNT

Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
Genesis Something Something
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
And God said, let there be balls, and the man found out that he had them
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
and...uhhh...someting like that

Later that day...
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
well, i'll tell you my interpretion now
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
When God created Woman from Man, Woman cakap too much
Gabby says:
lol

Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
so God said, Woman...pain! period! thingy! once every 28 day!
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
28 days later, woman kena sakit
Gabby says:
lol

Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
so Man laughed and made fun of her
Gabby says:
wadaheck
Gabby says:
lol

Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
but God was angry and said, shuddup you bugger and there was a lightning flash, and booM! man had balls
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
and the woman immediately kicked him there
Smatness: Part of the queue. says:
hence, PMS...poor men suffering
Gabby:
wait till a priest comes across your preaching...

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