Thursday, February 8, 2007

Concepts of the toilet

Q: When you use the toilet, do you face the wall or door?

That's one rather fascinating question that Rhe developed into a survey among us in 4 Science 1. Of course, she meant the squatting toilets in our all girls' school. After all, it would be literally impossible to face the wall while using a sitting toilet. It was a rather interesting discovery to discover that the ratio of people who chose wall to door was 1:1. There were also several interesting theories that developed on the door or wall toilet concept that were either logical or illogical... Rash theories indeed...

Wall
1. When you enter the cubicle, you face the wall, so the wall it is.

2. The accumulation of water in the toilet bowl has the nearest displacement to the wall.

3. If guys face the wall, that's majority, therefore, it's the wall.

4. So you can make rough estimations of how far or how close should you position yourself.


Door

1. So when someone accidentally barge in, you will take notice.

2. Not everyone in the world is a guy, therefore why should you act like one.

3. The shape of the toilet bowl determines where your position ought to be.

4. Because it's just like that!


Maybe the toilet manufacturers ought to be contacted to dig up the truth behind the concepts of the toilet. Who knows it might actually be the side and not the door or the wall. This is indeed one rather unusual topic that had lasted for two days. And due to this topic, Cedric thinks that I sound like Kenny. Unbelievable, I believe it's Kenny who sounds like me! *Lets of peals of gleeful, self-amused laughter*

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