Before and After Marriage

Before marriage,
Darling here...darling there...
After marriage,
Baling here...baling there...

Before mariage,
I die for u...
After marriage,
"U die, up to u."
Lagi lama married...
U die I help u!

Before marriage,
U go anywhere...I follow u.
After marriage,
U go anywhere...up to u.
Lagi lama married...
U go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding,
"U are my heart, u are my love"
After wedding,
"U get on my nerves."

Before wedding,
"U are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding
"U are worst than godzilla."

Before wedding,
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or
not, I'm
stuck with u.
After wedding,
Roses are dead. I am blue. U get on
my head, I
will sue u.

Before wedding,
Every makan he brings u to Shangri-La,
After wedding,
U want to go, he says u wait-la.

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding,
Don't know whether katak or biawak....